- you didn't get any sleep the night before, but you still go into work the next day because it's "more relaxing."
- you pick up disgusting objects and throw them away without blinking.
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you can detect a dirty diaper at 50 ft.
- "Bizarre Foods" doesn't phase you because you've seen more disgusting things go in a child's mouth.
- For the automatic coffee makers, the appropriate order is: Coffee filter first, then ground coffee, then start the coffee maker.
- That hot water tap on the industrial strength coffee makers is an effective way to wake up. Not a pleasant one, but still an effective one.
- you go out with your spouse and come home completely exhausted by 10pm.
...I'll be posting the final list to the
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