You know you're a parent when...

  • you didn't get any sleep the night before, but you still go into work the next day because it's "more relaxing."
  • you pick up disgusting objects and throw them away without blinking.
  • you can detect a dirty diaper at 50 ft.
  • "Bizarre Foods" doesn't phase you because you've seen more disgusting things go in a child's mouth.
  • For the automatic coffee makers, the appropriate order is:  Coffee filter first, then ground coffee, then start the coffee maker.
  • That hot water tap on the industrial strength coffee makers is an effective way to wake up.  Not a pleasant one, but still an effective one.
  • you go out with your spouse and come home completely exhausted by 10pm.
...I'll be posting the final list to the You Might Be... Humor Lists blog

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